England’s WORST place to live: Peterborough tops insalubrious list of ‘cr*p towns’ after it’s dubbed ‘biggest dump in country’ - so does YOUR local area make grim rundown of 2019?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6728839/Englands-WORST-place-live-Peterborough-tops-insalubrious-list-cr-p-towns.html
最不让人想住的地方前十名，基本都在英格兰北部。
1. Peterborough
The biggest dump in England with aggressive and inbred residents. You feel totally isolated from the rest of the world and life in general, as though everything else is going on and you’re not part of it as you’re stuck in this dump. Take a trip into the town centre and it’s like walking onto the set of the ‘Walking Dead’ - every manner of inbred mutant adorns the streets.
2. Huddersfield
There’s nothing but pound shops and a few coffee shops. It’s polluted, unclean, full of idiots and a horrible place to live.
3. Rochdale
Take in the smells - the strong whiff of tobacco and fatty foods with subtle hints of exhaust fumes, sweat and damp vegetables from the market area - and see if you can detect a undertone of vomit, Karate aftershave and old cheese.
4. Doncaster
‘You’ve probably been forced to pass here on the train at some time in your life and seen all the attractions such as smack and rat-infested flats.’ Another added: 'Ah Doncaster, that st-hole surrounded by other st-holes like Hull, Barnsley, Pontefract, Scunthorpe and Rotherham.
5. Hull
Hull, the European Capital of Culture in 2017, has made the top 10 every year since 2005 and is three-times overall winner - so this is possibly an improvement.
6. Rotherham
‘I think I’ll head off somewhere else and get away from it all. I put as much distance between me and the population as possible after that first visit.’ ‘I stopped going into the town centre - there was just no point because I like a pint without violence. ‘After a year of reading headlines in the Rotherham Advertiser like “Chip pan fire guts house”, "Body found outside takeaway’ and “Asbo granddad at it again” I decided I didn’t fit in and moved away.’
7. Blackpool
'Just walking around the town centre and seeing the result of years of inbreeding is an ordeal - we try to avoid the place unless absolutely necessary. The best thing about Blackpool is the M55 out. ‘While in Blackpool all you smell is weed, McDonald’s, KFC - you may think it’s a jolly seaside resort with candy floss and donkeys but it’s a scum-bucket for the transients who come here to draw benefits in a holiday resort instead of in an inner city.’
8. Castleford
‘In a town where everybody is a blood relative of the person next to them, you have to wonder whether the chavdom stems from bad breeding, or in the case of Castleford, possible interbreeding.’ 'A trip to Castleford is a real eye opener - and you need to keep your eyes open because if you dare to close them, they’d have your wallet faster than you could say XR3i. ‘If someone wanted to give Yorkshire an enema, this is where they’d stick the tube.’
9. Oldham
‘The people of Oldham look as though the government has been performing nuclear testing in the area.’ ‘If you want culture and sophistication, then look no further than Yorkshire Street and the local shopping centres, where Sports Direct is the new Hugo Boss and TJ Hughes is the new Harrods.’
10. Blackburn
‘The estates make Syria look calm. You can guarantee that if you dare to walk down these down-trodden, dogs**t-ridden estates - and mind the needles - you will spot the inhabitants walking freely in dressing gowns, fluffy slippers and in the case of women, undoubtedly pregnant, with a fag in their gob going to pick up another free prescription from the clap clinic.’ ‘Drug dealers, dole wasters, bums, guttersnipes, fallen women, young slappers and their steroid-pumped teenage boyfriends. It’s a nightmare - a cross between Shameless and the Star Wars canteen.’
最让人想住的地方前50名。
Orkney
Richmondshire
Rutland
Hambleton
Eden
South Oxfordshire
Cotswold
Ryedale
St Albans
Derbyshire Dales
Vale of White Horse
Waverley
Hart
East Hertfordshire
Westminster
Winchester
Rushmoor
Uttlesford
Wychavon
Harborough
South Cambridgeshire
Rushcliffe
Ribble Valley
Surrey Heath
Wokingham
Harrogate
Babergh
West Oxfordshire
South Bucks
Windsor and Maidenhead
Warwick
Elmbridge
Chichester
Stratford-on-Avon
Lichfield
Malvern Hills
Rochford
Chiltern
Shetland
Richmond upon Thames
West Berkshire
Basingstoke and Deane
South Hams
Fareham
St Edmundsbury
Wycombe
Mid Suffolk
Monmouthshire
Daventry
Selby
哆哆嗦嗦回到家，报了警，来2个军装，2个cid，然后把我带去录口供，一直记得当时警察特别温柔的对我说，oldham就是这样啊，你没出事就是幸运 
